Dear Salzburg....

We need to have a talk.

1.) I think your bus drivers are either stressed or need a brush-up on their driving skills. Every bus today has run a curb..I've seen it happen even on buses I wasn't on. Needless to say its very uncomfortable, and I really don't like getting thrown around. While we are on the subject, yes, you do in fact have brakes on your bus, and no, you do not need to consistently use them.

2.) I realize you are a little more relaxed than the Germans, but please, can you put some clocks up somewhere? I love wearing a watch and all, but sometimes its just nice to have a clock.

3.) While we are on the subject of the Germans, I realize that you take after them in your necessity to keep things clean. This is completely fine with me, but please just realize that right now we are at below freezing temperatures, and even though the streets are nice and clean, when you put a layer of water of them in these temperatures, it makes Amy VERY unhappy! Are you trying to kill me or what?!

4.) To the men of the Red Cross (and my doctors): I know I have a boyfriend, but if any of you are feeling the need to marry (or go on a date), I am ready and willing! On a side note...Dear Salzburg, please keep icing the streets-maybe in another "Unfall" I can meet one of these men :)

5.) My final opinion of today...Dear Salzburg people and Europeans in general...look around you...ok, now take about two steps back. Now you are within an acceptable distance. I really don't my backpack being touched, let alone someone up my butt constantly. I have a bubble! (and a boyfriend) ;)

Thank you for listening. Love, Amy.